I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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