so explain again why im purple
no
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
