He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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