At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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