is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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