theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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