It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Do vagina's smell?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So many bounce houses so little time
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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