Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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