You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
No subtext here. People are naked.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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