woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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