love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Randomize
