I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
