Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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