I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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