I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize