dude i'm inner monologue high
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i came on her dog
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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