the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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