Don't you send me to vm
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize