At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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