I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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