I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
