i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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