She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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