Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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