Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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