WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
where does the pee come out of this thing
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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