He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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