areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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