I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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