I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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