i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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