Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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