he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just pee around me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize