Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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