I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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