porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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go home
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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