It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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