Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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