Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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