what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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