An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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