She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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