Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
