i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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