No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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