Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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