white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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