Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
