When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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