Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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