Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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