Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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