is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Ketchup is God's man juice
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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