Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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