Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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