Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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